Kersemus again!

It's almost Christmas. (Kerst, or kersemus in Dutch) 

You can't miss it. You can hardly avoid it.

Try and they call you antisocial. For you shall consume, and eat.

It's eating for most; often things they never eat during the rest of the year.

The good thing about it that the day after Xmas you can get lots of things that didn't sell at half the price.

Then I shop for rolls, chocolate cakes, etc.

 

It's also the time to be sentimental and nice to people, quite unlike the rest of the year.

Feelgood movies on TV - some good ones. ET again...

You have by now grasped where I stand. Sorry to spoil your fantasy.

I can't wait to get all those messages in groups with the same cute pictures they all sent last year, and the year before.

Even in kinky picture groups the kinkyness is gone, to be replaced with cuddly Santas. Stuff 'em, up yours. And your easter bunny, while you're at it.

I propose from now on we shall only have pictures like these; of the real Santa, or at least show the false sentimentality.

 

I am allso a little disappointed in our peroxide blond star politician.

He wants aliens, or as we call them, allochtonen, who only come here to earn money and then leave,

those with no affinity to our culture, gone. Well, Santa is a prime example. He is from a different culture - speaks only English with a Texas drawl, and from a culture that doesn't always respect ours.

And he comes here to make a fast buck, then he leaves. Besides, it usually gets cold when he arrives. I hate the cold.

He takes our jobs too - ask Sinterklaas. (now there's a guy with a real Dutch name: Klaas)

Geert, where are you when we need you!